Toronto Star's Surprisingly Lucid (and Funny) Commentary on Chelsea's Wedding Dress

Keep in mind that the Star is a left-leaning, boho-culture-loving 
national Canadian newspaper
 
Chelsea's wedding gown by Vera Wang: Intricate mounds of chiffon.
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Even the Toronto Star wasn't too thrilled about Chelsea's wedding gown (which I've called "mounds of chiffon"). Below is the Star's Sunday August 8, 2010 review of the photos and columns on Chelsea's wedding that were published in the celebrity gossip magazine OK! (link to more wedding photos).

This week in wedding dresses

Congratulations on your upcoming nuptials. I hear you'd like a dress exactly like the one Chelsea Clinton wore, except cheap. OK! can help. Here's what you do: Buy a sheet and some toilet paper and a disco belt and three flowers from the dollar store and glue it all together. Pretty.

For once, the Toronto Star is actually funny.